Oops… nearly didn’t make it this month! Not cos I didn’t know what to do… I did, practically from when I first saw what Markie-boy had set for the theme. But cos I’ve been swamped with doing other stuff.
Busy.
And if there’s one thing I detest more than… well… more than all the other things I detest, its busy. Being busy. Not having a chance to slob around and just do my own thing (which principally consists of nothing much at all, and drinking coffee, and smoking fags, and a lot more of nothing else at all; just sorta “chilling out”).
Dammit.
Anyway, here we are. And now a few words about my humble offering. Or, more accurately (cos there ain’t really a lot to say about my little piccy this month), about this month’s theme.
Hmm. Where to start?
Well, best thing I s’pose is to just trot you through my thought processes (um… risky undertaking) that led to this shot. Here we go then…
So the theme for this month is “up close” is it? Clarified in the announcement by talk of macro shots and such. Cos “up close” could of course have entirely different connotations. Er… possibly more suited to a porno site
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So, “up close” as in “close-up” as in photography then?
Up close? up CLOSE?! UP BLOODY CLOSE?!!!
[Brief interlude whilst a bit of a quiet fume goes on for a while]
Whaddya call that then? What happened to all our lofty ideals and aspirations at the start? You know… thinking outside the box; stretching ourselves; working outside the comfort zone; expanding our horizons?
Have we not all already done loads of close-up type stuff? Um… slight amendment to that maybe… have not most of us all etc etc. Huh. Talk about standards slipping. Hmph!
Well, ok, that’s the theme. So be it. Next thing is, what the hell can I do with it that’s gonna be a tad different? How can I interpret it in a new and novel way (hmm… wasn’t that another one of our aspirations… the quest to interpret things somewhat differently)?
“So what scope is there in this theme for novel interpretation?” thinks I.
Aha… I wonder what all the other themers will have done? Prob’ly close-ups and macro shots of stuff (if anyone’s got a 1:1 lens that is; I know I haven’t; nor has pain in the arse Darren).
But close-ups… well, bugger that. They’re pretty much my staple diet anyway. In any given batch of my shots there’s almost certain to be a few where I’m “up close”. Gotta put a twist to this somehow.Ok. Question to self. “How close can one get?” Um. “How close can the camera get?”
So here we are. My shot for the month. A camera up really close to an (almost empty) bottle of whisky! So there!
And of course I personally got so “up close” to the whisky that its actually inside me! Luvverly. Hic!
A further word or two of explanation…
Penned these little accompanying notes (well, drafted them in my head at least) before taking the piss pic.
And… um… the bottle was practically empty (as you see it in the pic) before I… er… drafted these notes. If you get my drift. It’ll be a bloody miracle if there aren’t any typos in fact. Heh heh.
Now of course its time for me to see what my compatriots have done for the theme (cos I’ve developed this routine of trying to not check out the theme pics from anyone else for a given month until I’ve done mine cos I don’t wanna be, even submilinally sublimininiily subliminlimminlim unwittingly, influenced in my approach).
And knowing my luck I’ll prob’ly find all you wonderful people have come up with imaginative and innovative approaches that blow most of my earlier remarks right out the water. Sod it!
Anyway, I do believe that its my turn to select the theme for May. So all you scurvy knaves had best start brushing off the old thinking caps! Heh heh.
[Insane giggles as he finally collapses in a heap on the floor]










